Low IQ developer site

This site exists to document one incompetent developer who quit pretending to engineer and rebranded as a cheap salesman — the kind of moron who sells vapor with a smile, then vibe-codes the demo at 2am with ChatGPT like a fruit fly on espresso.

He uses AI the way a drunk uses a microwave: smash buttons, pray, ship the smoke. Result? A chaotic pile of 7 crappy projects with the architecture of a slug orgy and the QA of a coin flip.

No roadmap. No craft. Just a code-monkey parasite flinging half-bakedapps, games, and spam channels into production because the LLM said "looks good." Welcome to the shitshow, you nerd tourists — point, laugh, and never hire this dipshit.

Slither through the shit Meet the bug-sitter

Feature

Currently embarrassing itself in public

Turbo Cannon mid-race combat — hoverpod boxed in by tanks and monster trucks

Feature · In development

Arcade combat racer

Turbo Cannon

Race hard. Shoot first. Blame the prompt.

Turbo Cannon — a new game developed by a low life-form of nerd with little or no capability to create anything beyond vomiting random commands at an AI, like a retarded ape hammering the keyboard with both fists and calling the smoke a design doc. Cannons on every chassis. Contact racing. Eighteen circuits. Zero craft from the meatbag who "owns" it. The agents built the car; he just face-planted on Enter.

Open turbocannon.app ↗Read the autopsy

Sorted for insects

Dumpster troughs for parasites

Confession booths for bacteria with laptops. Expect craftsmanship and you're a dumber cockroach than the slug who built it. Crawl, dipshit.

Games

Clicky trash a code-monkey maggot screamed into ChatGPT. Al Bundy with a game loop. Fruit-fly fun. Larval garbage.

3 larval shitshows

Apps

CRUD for dipshit aphids. Blindly vibed APIs, pond-scum logic, cockroach-tier endpoints. Fuckin' shameful.

2 larval shitshows

Dark Channels

AI spam farms for a lazy fucking gnat. Mid sludge that insults the algorithm. Bacterial scroll bait.

Emptier than a slug brain

Reports

Progress theater for parasites: red-green lies and "we're crushing it" bullshit. Maggot metrics. Laugh, fly.

1 larval shitshow

Mission Control

An agent babysitting an insect who can't touch package.json. OpenClaw runs the hive. You're the dumbass ant.

1 larval shitshow

Featured fuck-ups

Shitheaps from a half-bright code monkey — Al Bundy vibe-coding APIs like a moth on a porch light. Don't clap. Point and laugh, you fuckin' gnat. Slug-on-salt integrity. Enjoy, bacterium.

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